no...no...okay. ([info]sociofemme) wrote,
@ 2004-01-14 00:44:00
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Hugs and chocolate!
This little ficlet is for [info]norah and any other PMS-y girlie out there.


Cure for Cramps

Hermione groaned, clutching her stomach. "Oh, these bloody cramps," she swore. "Bugger this for a game of soldiers, anyway."

"You know what helps with that?" said Ginny, who was lying on Hermione's bed behind her, patting her shoulder.

"What?" said Hermione hopefully. "Hot water bottle? Paracetamol? Pain-Relieving Charm?"

"Well, yes," said Ginny. "But then one of us would have to get up, and I'm not about to, and you obviously can't. Mum told me, when I first talked about cramps, that the easiest and best way to stop them was with an orgasm."

Hermione jerked up to look at the other girl's face, but the sudden movement triggered another wave of agony and she hunched over again. "Are you joking, Ginny?"

"No, no. Completely serious," she said. "I mean, it's not like it would hurt for you to try, at least. Can't really go wrong with that, at least."

Hermione snorted. "Except I couldn't feel less sexy if I tried. I mean, I don't even want to touch me right now."

Ginny hesitated. "I could -- I could help you, if you wanted."

Hermione twisted back to look at the other girl once more, moving slowly this time. "Help?"

"With -- I could help make you feel better," said Ginny, blushing redder than her hair.

"Oh," said Hermione. Elaborately casual, she said, "If you want to, that would be --" she spoiled her casual tone with a hitch in her breathing, "-- very nice." She started to turn back around, then hesitated. "How should I, um, be?"

Ginny considered for a moment. "Turn back around, I think. That would be easiest." Her casual tone was unmarred, except for the tinge of eagerness around the edges of her voice.

Hermione laid back down, arms nervously clenched around her waist. Another cramp hit and she hissed, tightening her grip over her lower belly. Ginny slid her arm around Hermione's waist, her hand rubbing in soothing circles. Hermione relaxed under the comforting touch. It was nice, she thought, having someone with her. Cramps were even more awful alone.

But Ginny's soothing hand was making circles lower and lower, and Hermione had another wave of nervousness. But she forced herself to relax, and Ginny's hand dipped beneath the waistband of Hermione's loose sweats.

Ginny didn't seem to be in any hurry. Lazily, she traced patterns across Hermione's lower belly, circles and curlicues and waves. Hermione nearly purred under her hand; as it was, she couldn't stop a small, happy noise from escaping. She felt Ginny press a quick kiss to her shoulder; encouraged, she didn't hold back her contented sounds.

Hermione's slight moans changed tenor, slightly, when Ginny finally stopped even pretending to rub her belly. She'd stopped thinking about her cramps, really, in favour of focusing on that magic hand, those wonderful fingers. Ginny was rubbing lightly, teasingly, along either side of her clit, and Hermione wriggled a bit to get one of those fingers right where she wanted pressure -- oh, there!

She gasped, and Ginny went from teasing to earnest. Hermione circled her hips, following those lovely fingers. Ginny pressed directly against her clit, and Hermione moaned again, enjoying the rich shudder that swept through her. Ginny pressed again, and again, and Hermione was so close to flying apart -- she wanted to, she wanted it so badly, if Ginny would only move just a little harder, a little faster --. She managed to gasp out her desires, and Ginny obliged, and it was just her clit and Ginny's fingers that was all the world, and she felt so tight, like she was going to blow up and float away, like she would scream if she couldn't quite reach -- there, oh god oh god fuck yes oh god Ginny yes.

Ginny tapped against her clit, drawing out a few last shudders, then drew her hand back. Hermione was lounging back, supremely relaxed. She didn't think she could remember what a cramp was, really. Why were they supposed to be troublesome, again? Mmm, she could really go for a nap, she thought.

But Ginny nudged her shoulder. "You should get up and grab a tampon, Hermione," she advised quietly. "You've started." She grimaced at her bloody hand.

"Don't wanna," pouted Hermione. She rolled over to look at Ginny. "You can do it."

When their eyes met, both girls started giggling.



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[info]norah
2004-01-13 09:52 pm UTC (link)
I LOVE YOU FOREVER.

And I think you cured my cramps. *g*

Perfect. Perfect, perfect, perfect.

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[info]sociofemme
2004-01-13 10:11 pm UTC (link)
Aw, thank you! It's funny, it's not something I would have ever even thought of, but as soon as you asked, it just leaped into my head. So, yay you! :)

I love you too. *kisses*

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[info]norah
2004-01-13 10:29 pm UTC (link)
I couldn't believe nobody had written it yet, but I think the bunny was waiting for you. 'Cause you did it so well...

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[info]ari_o
2004-01-13 10:03 pm UTC (link)
I love it. Lovely. at last someone has descibed an orgasm I can relate to <3

The end reminded me of a story a friend once told me about having oral in the dark and er... it wasn't the hand... and ew.

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[info]tiferet
2004-01-13 10:07 pm UTC (link)
Where'd you get that icon? I <3 it. Did you write D/N, too?

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[info]ari_o
2004-01-13 10:14 pm UTC (link)
Its a modified version of my regular icon. :D in honor of zee blacklist.

I've written parodies that include D/N. Basically I've written Draco/everyone. And Bunnysuit!Draco/Gladiator!Harry, and er... this list could go on extensively.

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[info]sociofemme
2004-01-13 10:15 pm UTC (link)
Thank you! That's why I actually like writing femmeslash better -- I don't know what men's orgasms feel like, but by GOD I can write about women's in detail! *grin*

Um. Yeah. Can I just say -- that ending wasn't by random. Heh.

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[info]ari_o
2004-01-13 10:38 pm UTC (link)
Hee! I understand ;)

I have posted very little of the femmeslash that I've written. It always seems to involve food - and my beta doesn't like food/smut.

If I read about one more damn prostate... grrrrrrrr

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[info]sociofemme
2004-01-13 10:49 pm UTC (link)
I just recently discovered the joys of betaing -- it's wicked fun!

If you want to send me over a food/smut femmeslash fic to beta, hey, I don't mind! *grin*

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[info]contrariwise
2004-01-13 10:11 pm UTC (link)
Mmmm. luverly. And Molly told Ginny about that? *g*

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[info]sociofemme
2004-01-13 10:13 pm UTC (link)
Well, clearly Molly thinks orgasm is the cure to everything. ;) *coughsevenchildrencough*

And I can see her being that kind of earthy, practical mother like that, yeah. My mum was a bit embarrassed and shy about the sex/womanhood/menstruation talks, but after six boys? Jeez, Ginny must have been a f***in' breeze for Molly. *grin*

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[info]contrariwise
2004-01-13 10:41 pm UTC (link)
Ha! I always figured Arthur must be a dynamo in the sack, myself. *g*

Six boys *including* Fred 'n George. Just imagine the Sex Talk with them... heh.

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[info]sociofemme
2004-01-13 10:58 pm UTC (link)
God, I'm still laughing at the thought. Now, there's a fic waiting to happen! hehehehehe *wanders off, assaulted by plotbunnies*

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[info]imkalena
2004-01-14 07:56 am UTC (link)
Oh, that was lovely! How come I never had a sweet girlfriend to solve that problem for me? ;)

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[info]chogranger
2004-01-14 11:13 am UTC (link)
Oh lord. It's wundebahr! Lovely and gorgeous and brilliant and sexy and horny and Jeeeeeeesus. *grins* Thank you so much.

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[info]sociofemme
2004-01-14 12:57 pm UTC (link)
No, thank *you*! *grins*

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[info]kragey
2004-01-14 12:39 pm UTC (link)
Thanks for writing something for us pre-menstrual women. ::Rolls all over the story::

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[info]sociofemme
2004-01-14 12:58 pm UTC (link)
You're welcome, my dear! *hugs and offers chocolate*

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[info]kragey
2004-01-14 04:24 pm UTC (link)
This deserves a rec. Don't you think?

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[info]sociofemme
2004-01-14 05:00 pm UTC (link)
Oh, thank you! *blushes*

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[info]yumrecs
2004-01-14 07:06 pm UTC (link)
You're welcome. =D

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[info]ex_theatrica309
2004-01-14 06:19 pm UTC (link)
Thank. You. So. Much.

I have been having the worst cramps this week...

...but this fic just made evvverything better. *grin*

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[info]sociofemme
2004-01-14 09:36 pm UTC (link)
Wonderful to hear it! Thank you!

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[info]biascut
2004-01-15 12:58 pm UTC (link)
Hee! And another one who found this (from [info]hp_girlslash) at exactly the right time of the month!

(Hm... d'you think we'll all get in sync if we read the same fics? :)

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cramps=evil
[info]girl_love
2004-01-16 03:12 pm UTC (link)
Ah this fic is perfect!!! While it didn't cure my cramps, yet ;). It certinly made me feel nice and spiffy...
Best line:" Can't really go wrong with that, at least."
Because its so very very true!
Heh, has anyone who read this not on their period?
So weird *is weirded out*

Anyway. You know only another girl could do that. No guy can make a girl feel better during her period, lol. It's a rule or something...:D

Beautiful fic. I apoligize, I'm prone to ramble.

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[info]shapestrong
2004-01-16 04:59 pm UTC (link)
*happy happy* made my whole darn day! your wonderful.


-S

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[info]qurinas
2004-01-21 09:29 pm UTC (link)
What a great fic! It was very sexy and funny and awkward in that kinky sorta way. I must also admit it really pressed a few "kink" buttons for me. Perhaps that was TMI. ;)

Fav line: "Well, yes," said Ginny. "But then one of us would have to get up, and I'm not about to, and you obviously can't. Mum told me, when I first talked about cramps, that the easiest and best way to stop them was with an orgasm."

You told a wonderful story, thanks so much for posting it for us to read!

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Hey,
(Anonymous)
2004-01-26 12:59 pm UTC (link)
I really enjoyed this story.....I wonder if that really works though. Something to remember I guess. Hey, How do you know know it works...Or don't you?

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[info]werechick
2004-02-27 08:56 pm UTC (link)
Great, and made me think of Chutney Popcorn for some strange reason.

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(Anonymous)
2004-04-15 09:45 am UTC (link)
I have cramps right now, I wish I had someone to get them away like that. Oh well, reading about it is the next best thing.

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(Anonymous)
2005-08-27 03:02 am UTC (link)
Thank you for sharing this.

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Your FIc
[info]katsforever
2006-01-02 10:21 am UTC (link)
I've read this fic a few times and it just gets better and better. Really nice work. You've got mad skills!

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(Anonymous)
2006-12-28 02:41 pm UTC (link)
The best cure for cramps known to woman. Thank You

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[info]crimsonwhisper
2007-07-16 07:14 pm UTC (link)
That is a good cure for cramps. usually i just dream about scooping my ovaries out with a spoon, this is much better.

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[info]sociofemme
2007-07-16 07:17 pm UTC (link)
Hee! Me too, actually. Dull spoon. I thought perhaps we needed something to take our mind off the inevitable misery. :D

Thanks!

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[info]la_dissonance
2009-03-20 01:45 am UTC (link)
Oh my stars, but this is a fantastic bit of girl love! *mems* I'm so glad you weren't one of those empty journals. :)

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[info]sociofemme
2009-03-20 01:46 am UTC (link)
Thank you so much! And thanks for the poke about unlocking it--you're my new favorite mod. :)

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[info]la_dissonance
2009-03-20 01:49 am UTC (link)
Hee, yay, you're very welcome. I've been a mod for about 30 hours so far... it's still all so exciting and new, you know? *flexes modly powers*

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